Theo James bares ass is Sanditon

His ass is hotter than I expected. Wow. Very hot.

He's so lovely. Mr Pamuk!

Watched the first three episodes and I like it so far. Anne Reid plays such a great old racist cunt you just love to hate. I am impressed by Kris Marshall's ass which he shows in the first episode strutting towards the water.

Sanditon starts tonight on Masterpiece.

I'm looking forward to seeing where they went with it since Austen didn't complete too much of the novel.

Meh, his ass is just okay to me. He is really handsome, though

He's beefed up a bit since Lady Mary's death vagina. Looks good.

Is anyone here going to watch this?

I am definitely going to Tivo it and watch it later. I tend to like to binge stuff like this.

It seems to have gotten decent reviews, but also some brutal ones. RT is running at 65% fresh from 20 critics.

It's a decent ass--not amazing. I'd still spank it though.

I watched it already and it was okay - entertaining enough, but no rave reviews here.

I'm a little disappointed by his ass but I would fuck him missionary so I could look at his handsome face so it doesn't matter that much.

He's Greek so that ass is well used and well waxed.

Nice Greek boy...Theodore Peter James Kinnaird Taptiklis

He's got a handsome face but a flat ass.

The version I saw on PBS did not show his ass like that.

nothing a dedication to squats, deadlifts and lunges couldn't improve

MOTHER OF GOD!!! JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH!!! I COULD BURY MY FACE IN BETWEEN THOSE CHEEKS FOR DAYS!!!

OP, where did you get that scene? it was not in the broadcast we saw last night on pbs, nor in the current online version,

we only saw waist up, and it cuts before he emerges from the water

Actually, he might be just the right one to play George Michael in the biopic one day. Does anyone know if he can sing?

makes me curious if they also cut/censored anything from the hand job scene

Gorgeous man. Ass is saggy though. It was probably more of a bubble when he was younger.

must be from the version shown in the uk, unless certain usa stations are censoring

kinda defeats the director's intent of saucing up the austen if they then cut out the sauce

He's handsome, has a nice body and a perfectly fine ass. Jeez. Sometimes you guys are too selective.

tis our nature to seek perfection, we just imagine how much finer it would be all tight and muscular, squeezing on our faces

The bitches who consider his ass 'flat' or 'saggy' (and there's no evidence that it is EITHER of those) would probably, if asked, also find some imaginary fault with his arms or legs. Everybody can't be pleased all the time, so get real.

Now that's a rump roast I would be proud to serve on my dinner table. Succulent!

He is beautiful but I have seen better asses...not bad tho

We saw his ass in Sanditon in the Australian broadcast.

Looks just like most asses, which is why I'm not an ass man Everyone's got one. One thing that women do NOT have, however, is a nice juicy dick to suck.

R36 for Secretary of Gay Logic.

It is most vexing that young Theo has not also displayed his little bit (two inches wide) of ivory.

Richard Gere is so lucky.

I'd sell a kidney for my ass to be saggy like that. Christ on a cracker.

I find him very sexy and charismatic in interviews but, for whatever reason, that charisma doesn't seem to transfer to his TV and movie roles.

Starting from when a respectable family sends their naive teenaged daughter off to stay with a traveling couple they've just met to the concept of a sassy young Black woman having 100,000 pounds to throw around, the concept is entirely ridiculous from an Austenian sensibility. And sadly, not much better from a more modern point of view. My favorite part was actually the set decoration. The black dining room in which the luncheon was served was gorgeous.

I watched that stupid Divergent series because of him, and then some horrific Underworld movie. All for Mr. Pamuk. He needs a better manager. He's not a bad actor. He is decent and pretty and ought to be much further along. Maybe he is difficult. You know how those Greeks can be. Very ego driven. Machismo. Etc.

R42 I feel opposite. I think he's charismatic in his roles, but not in real life interviews. He's boring. But then, Kit Harington and Nicolaj Coster Waldau were boring and awkward in the early days, and now seem relaxed and fun.

[quote]Richard Gere is so lucky.

He showed admirable restraint in not pulling down those boxers!

Especially with that compelling furry happy trail staring him in the face.

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! HE CAN SIT ON MY FACE 24/7!!!

I guess it’s better than Timothee “I have no ass” Chalamet.

The Real Kardashian Housewives of Jane Austen’s Sanditon

It’s the worst.

A 21st century reality show disguised in clothing that very slightly resembles the early 18th century.

r50 obviously didn't watch it

He looked pretty hot in the insurgent films

[quote] [R50] obviously didn't watch it

R50 watched it. It was retarded. Cartoon characters. Villains & villainesses practically twirling imaginary mustaches.

“I’m a calculated sexy villainess who’s going to cause endless trouble. Here, let me gossip about everyone in the village to you, so you know how evil I am.”

“I’m the gluttonous fat guy we make fun of. I must eat everything in sight because I’m fat. I’m lazy & foolish because I’m the fat, lazy, gluttonous guy. Did you get that?”

“I’m the over the top nasty old rich woman who pits her poor relatives against each other, hahaha! Guess what I’m going to do? Constantly insult, demean & ridicule my poor relatives and make them grovel in front if everyone *all the time* because that’s what I do. Oh, and I’m a vocal racist who throws a luncheon for a black woman because she’s rich, then I insult, demean & ridicule her in front of all the guests for being black and rich. That’s what I do! Oh, did you see the fat lazy guy who can’t keep his hands off the food?”

“I’m the handsome douche bag. Im attracted to a woman, so I’m going to insult, demean & ridicule her. Don’t worry...in the final episode I’ll declare my love for her and turn out to be a great guy. But until then, it’s insult, ridicule & demean.”

Subtlety? No. Inference? No. We characters are just bashing you over the head with a sledgehammer of manufactured conflict

And in the end everything will turn out fine.

If Jane Austen is about [italic]anything,[/italic] she's about sexy men baring their asses!

Sanditon is the greatest load of bollix ever written. The genius of Austen was to portray intense feelings through polite conversation not through blatant nudity, crass language and titillation.

"Retarded" was the best insult you could think of? Are you in 8th grade?

So that means no cock R55?

There seems to be an amazing shortage of suitable bonnets for daywear.

Did they pick a lead that looks like markle on purpose?

goddammit, can't we have any threads that doesn't get infected by the racist cockroaches/meghan loons?

Does anyone understand the ending? I mean talk about loose ends. The architect was hotter than Theo James;s character

I watched each episode and regret the decision. I kept hoping it would improve, it IS based on Jane Austin after all. But the show just laid there. Even Anne Reid's character just seemed to be reprising Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

The guy you are swooning over was part of of the problem. Twenty first century casting for millennials rather than era appropriate. Just as in the new Poldark with Ross Poldark's gym rat abs he didn't fit the part.

R61, At the end, Sydney is marrying his old girlfriend for her money (reminiscent of the old lady talking about the guy who left her dangling and married somebody else for money.) It's not made clear, but Sydney will control his fiancée's fortune once they are married, so he may have borrowed funds in anticipation of the happy event (reminiscent of Otis borrowing from the loan shark, after he bragged that he was going to marry an heiress.) Poor Charlotte is kind of like Elinor (?) in Sense and Sensibility after she finds out the guy she likes is secretly engaged, except that Elinor didn't have the luxury of tears.

He has a very lovely face.

Nice. Like R9 would also like to spank. R28 is right, y'all are too selective.

[quote] And in the end everything will turn out fine.

Obviously didn’t watch. No happy ending for our heroine this time.

Some time ago Popbitch mentioned that the sets for the show were taken down, meaning that there will be no second season which might have given the story a happy ending.

It's a perfectly lovely compact little rump roast. My favorite kind.

It was a terrible show. Andrew Davis should be banned from literary adaptations.

His War And Peace was an atrocity. He has no clue about Russia and it shows.

But his adaptation of Pride and Prejudice was so good.

shapely with those great creases under each cheek... now he just has to add more meat and bubble butt size to it and a tan and it would be PURR-FECT...

I didn't see his adaptation of Pride & Prejudice, but I disagree with R69 re his being banned from doing literary adaptations since I liked his adaptation of Northanger Abbey, Les Miserables, Little Dorrit and Middlemarch.

For me Sandition starts out OK, but after about the 3rd episode it seemed to lose its way.

The main reason I stayed with it for an episode or two longer was due to the fact that Theo James is really pretty to look at.

Unfortunately, I just had to give up on the series.

But I'm still smitten with the guy.

R72 in that photo he looks a bit like a young george michael to me?..

He didn't look so good in a top hat...his eyes are too close together. But he is still quite the dish.

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